shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.

Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!

by Ashley January 2, 2005

Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

Shrimper

Someone who won't hesitate to throw you under the bus in order to make more money. They are desperate for finding extra work to do for more cash and will sell their soul and yours to get it.

Anthony is always trying to make more money hanging around the boss's office. He's such a shrimper, I can't stand him.

by Krayta July 9, 2016

shlample

a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"

by bougie girls May 25, 2008

shrimple

noun;

mix between an eyeball and a shrimp.

dont order the shrimple sushi...

by shabopshalom August 12, 2008

Shrimper

A derogatory Name for someone who is from up "Nort"(North). Sucks sperm out of an asshole with a crazy straw.

What's "you guy's" problem? Who? Oh. Nothint. Muse, is a damn shrimper.

by RcavH yzraC December 15, 2016

scramplers

cocaine or lines of cocaine

ay wheres the scramplers at or scampler time

by porf chop pick it up March 16, 2008