by Bob Mgee November 08, 2006
by Manchego June 29, 2009
To give birth to a child.
Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"
by w3source May 08, 2007
When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".
Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
by n0kx May 29, 2009
An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.
I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.
by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011
Shortie is a short animator whos animations are getting better by the day, he ate an old smelly banana once and that made him insane. Shortie is a epic gamer friend who loves to talk and make a conversation.
by crumbleboyo fan 1 July 11, 2021
by Young Zaphod August 12, 2010