dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.

Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)

by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023

Shorty JJ

A woman who is short and maybe a bit stout but still has a attractive figure and face.

Sorry, I don't think those tall jeans will work for me, I am just a Shorty JJ.

by Manchego June 29, 2009

drop a shorty

To give birth to a child.

Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"

by w3source June 22, 2007

Ship it to shorty

When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".

Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.

Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.

by n0kx May 29, 2009

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Waistband Shorty

Noun - The name given to a person who insists on wearing their pants way too high on their torso, and uses a belt to keep them at that level.

Waistband Shorty's pants were pulled up almost to her neck today.

by shelbsassy February 21, 2011

Shoot Shorty

Fart

What's that smell...aww damn, did you shoot Shorty?

by Young Zaphod August 12, 2010