Shlong Slap

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shlong

A German sausage that tastes good.

I love eating shlong.

by shlongeater May 28, 2005

shlong

a long weiner

that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.

by flygirlsu March 31, 2004

shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
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by Kenithkay May 25, 2008