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Shlong Slap

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When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.
After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap
by Jason Barber August 25, 2003
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that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.
by flygirlsu March 31, 2004
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A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.
"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.
by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005
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a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper
"that was a real shlong slapper"
by say from mtv news October 28, 2007
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