Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.

by P3nderizor September 16, 2009

Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.

When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.

by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010

Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

Shitterholefucked

To have experienced intercourse via penetration of one's abuse.

Fucked in the ass.

That chick is a major slut. She loves being shitterholefucked more than any one I've ever seen.

by TrimHits July 30, 2016

Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

shittercock

When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.

Hey girl....this feels real good... wait... omg no! You gave me the shittercock!!!!

by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018