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Croatian Spindler 

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler

Mingle Shingles 

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!

Bean Shingles 

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.
I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!
Bean Shingles by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

Chuck Schindler's List

A euphemism for the famous death metal guitarist Chuck Schuldiner. Coined by hit comedian Karpizzle in the video titled "How To Be A BRUTAL Death Metal Vocalist" by Jhofffilms.
Karpizzle: "Rip Chuck Sch... Chuck Schzz... Rip Chuck Schindler's List! \m/"

Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.

Man of 7 Shingles 

Man of 7 Shingles, Created by "M U G E N" is a robloxian character whom wears 7 Shingles, on his back, back arms, side arms And head. he carries around a toolbox, full of assumed tools to be: Wrench (christmas regrets) Measuring Tape (australian concrete) and Hammer (cursed septic) his face is three robloxian default faces (most likely from 2008) merged into one, 2 faces rotated 45 degrees, to make the mouth look "stitched on".
"i feel like cosplaying as the Man of 7 Shingles"