shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

Shat-Lady

Shat-Lady;; Noun

A shat-lady is the person you tell everytime you take a shit,

either via facebook, text message, or direct phone call

E.X;;
Hey I Just Shat! Arent you proud of me? i just thought you should know shat-lady

by dailyyinsanity August 17, 2011

Shat

1. The past tense of shit.
2. 5's (gum) flavor Elixer
3. Shat wrappers subsitute for dicks for when you need a moment to JUST JERK OFF!

1. I just shat.
2. Ally- It tastes like SHAT!
3. Ashley- *playing with shat wrapper*
Dakota- Quit jacking your shat!

by TheShatGang March 22, 2009

shit shat

When two men, sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls, engage in casual conversation while defecating.

John and Paul were in the bathroom having a shit shat.

by Sammy Cat October 13, 2012

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

Saucy as shat

Agreeing that something is saucy. Saucy meaning great or lit

Simon: isn't that saucy
Elijah: saucy as shat

by MaDudesBeSaucy October 25, 2019

Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009