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shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.
I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.
by Whistlefister January 29, 2018
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C.I.T. Shaft

The term CIT Shaft applies when a member of staff with more authority than a CIT tells them to do something. It applies to any aspect of the camp life, from petty tasks such as going to collect the cabin's tuck and mail to taking the top bunk.
Ex. 1. Im going to C.I.T. shaft my C.I.T. and give him the top bunk.
Ex. 2. I got C.I.T. shafted to make all the pre-mades for trip.
by Camp Wabanaki Staff January 24, 2011
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Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.
Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!
by 98JoeC November 29, 2012
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Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.
by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008
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Hot Shaft

When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.
Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.
by JOLLY PEPPER March 27, 2010
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love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.
"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"
by cannietellye October 8, 2005
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the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner
I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.
by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004
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