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Monogatari Series

An anime series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.
by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019
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serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.
Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."
by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007
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TV Series

A way to incapacitate a human for about 5 days.
Steve decided to watch an entire TV series on Netflix. It's been a week, and he just stopped watching
by Nintendium-chan November 14, 2014
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Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.
Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.
by BellaW January 4, 2009
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Record Entire Series

The written equivalent of 'I (or 'you') have no life'. It is derived from the TiVo television recording device. When you have selected a program to record, the machine asks you if you want to 'Record Entire Series'. This choice will provide you with much viewing fodder for months to come. This is a necessary choice for those devoid of options for social interaction.
Person 1: So, what are you doing this Saturday.
Person B: I don't know, rearranging my sock drawer.
Person 1: And that night?
Person B: Reading "The Two Towers", or something on TV.
Person 1: Jesus. Record entire series.
Person B: Yeah, I know. Don't need to rub it in.
by Mike Grant October 23, 2007
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Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?
by Randoni April 6, 2009
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Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
by mello yello October 1, 2009
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