Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 8, 2015

Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.

Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

seizure legs

After you've ran over 5 miles and are standing still with your legs having a seizure.

Look at Johnny over there with his seizure legs.
He ran 10 miles!

by Vectorzip August 21, 2017

Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you

Having another phone seizure

by tamowl July 30, 2016

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025