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Dock Stalking

When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.
"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"
by JCON222 March 31, 2008
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Online stalking

When someone follows you online to different sites or places to either find more about you or wants to have a relationship with you.
Margr15: You wouldn't believe it. There's this guy following me on every site and is constantly doing what I'm doing.

#1Beks16: Oh no! I searched online. He's online stalking you.

Margr15: Oh, that doesn't sound good.
by Faith201 May 5, 2014
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casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.
Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.
by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015
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stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*
by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011
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Gang-Stalking

An effect of current international police-states, where innocent individuals are abused by police and other military organizations. Essentially, these organizations create an imagined enemy out of ordinary innocent people so that espionage and authoritarian police tactics may be practiced by those belonging to these organizations. They are legitimated as "community policing," and individually, as whatever is convincing. For example, a Christian will be told that a person being harassed is anti-Christian, those seeing police as favorable will be told a person is a subversive or criminal, etc. so that it becomes justifiable that a person is harassed and abused by these organizations. Those taking part in these activities have been brain-washed from a young age to believe that if people do not practice these techniques, society will plunge into a dreadful anarchy. Their proof usually consists of people working for these organizations committing crimes to justify pervasive "policing." In reality, real crime is never stopped nor blatant. In fact, most members who commit crimes are at some point recruited into these policing groups covertly, even while still committing crimes.

The goal is simply to have society function as a military base. Those who are not involved in these groups are easily able to see the dangers and tragedy of such a society, whereas those involved, like the Nazis who took part in war-crimes, are not.
Current life of gang-stalking in North America.
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bebo stalking

When your boyfriends ex isnt over him and goes on your bebo page to see what you guys have been up too, Then reads all your comments to see what there about and reads yours friends pages incase there might be some top goss on those to.
Chris: Sabah txted me asking if we are trying for a baby
Vicky: ew has she been bebo stalking mine and jennas page again? What a manure sack of balls
Jenna: Fuckng aye!
by jonah takalau April 8, 2008
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stalking

Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.

More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.

Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.

2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
by stalkyoface June 17, 2009
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