Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 2, 2004

Seagull Art Director

The term was coined at ad agencies to describe an art director that avoids involvement in a projects until it becomes a perceived problem at the production phase. Usually a result of forgetting the project was in the works. The art director will make a scene with their production team, order revisions (usually very minor taste fairy changes) and vanish as quickly as they appeared.

This type of art director is sometimes called a "seagull" for short.

Production person 1: "Was that the art director} making all that noise?"
Production person 2: "Yeah, he was being a seagull art director. He swooped in, made a bunch of noise, shit all over everything and flew away."
Production person 1: "Are you going to do what he wants?"
Production person 2: "Nope."

by Maniac in a Speedo May 4, 2018

seagull developer

A programmer who swoops into a new team, shits tech debt everywhere and leaves without cleaning it up.
(pejorative)

Don't hire that person again they are a goddamn seagull developer! Did you see the state of the mess they left behind?

by Loadx June 17, 2020

seagullboi

A little bitch who claims to be older than he actually is. May pretend to have a girlfriend, probably a bandwagon football fan. As of 2020 rooting for Whiners but this could change. Scared of anyone who even mentions a physical or in person confrontation. In arguments fixated on the same phrase as his pathetic brain gets frozen with all the words. ‘HE’ is an assumed gender, actual gender unknown.

Seagullboi, your girlfriend is imaginary and you live with your parents

by 49ers_suck1885 July 10, 2020

Seagull

Thieving and shitting assholes

1: Some robber came in and had diarrhoea!
2: Wow, he's such a Seagull

by Totally didn't make this post July 21, 2022

Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.

I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.

by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017

trap seagull

a person who always shows up to party/do drugs but never reciprocates drugs.
Referenced from finding nemo, but instead of the seagull saying, "Mine!" They say "Line!"

Person one: Dude, hurry up and do your line! Brian just got here!
Person two: Aw shit. Who invited the damn trap seagull?!

by fuegospitter90 April 23, 2018