Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019

scholarship

the ship that carries the scholar to his/her goals

One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester!

by DreamDog November 30, 2010

schoharie

town full of hicks who grow the best weed fo miles to come

yo i was in schoharie and got the best reefer in New York state

by cheesewheele153 May 30, 2008

scholarship

When someone is paying the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar, you are on scholarship.

I am on scholarship, I just got a free drink!

by AudreyB15 July 10, 2017

scholaristic

To possess the qualities of a scholar

The student was very scholaristic in how he presented his project.

by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017

scholarhistorian

Someone who is a pseudo-intellectual. The absolute bottom-barrel of people on the internet. Based on a non-existent discipline, it parodies people who believe they have complete academic authority over topics while having no formal insight. Usually used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for Twitter personalities, politicians and online figures.

Did you know that LilianaUwU spends 8 hours a day reverting vandalism on Wikipedia? What a scholarhistorian, he doesn't even get paid for it.

by qwdkjnafkjn389 March 20, 2023