Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017

schmerm

scherm stands for anything ... it is a generic word that has any meaning you want it to have ... people should be able to figure out what you mean when you say schmerm by the context it is used it

What should we do with this report?

I think we should just schmerm it.

by plarson July 7, 2010

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

ziggurat scheme

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012