Sarcastibitch

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

sarcasticness

the proper way to say sarcasm

i dont like sarcasm, "its sarcasticness"

by gayyyboylew June 28, 2011

Sarcasm

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).

Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!

by DonPasquale March 21, 2013

Sarcasm

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.

Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!

by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019

Sarcasm

Telling people that they’re stupid without actually telling them.

Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”

by n00bsl4yer_6000 November 9, 2019

e-sarcasm

Using sarcastic terms on the internet, the same as in real life, though harder to comprehend because you're not really there.

Jennyrulz09:'I wish you wouldn't give me such incredible sex all the time Johnny'
JohnyMcgee94:'=( Why?'
Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'

by Andrew Fucking Howell May 25, 2007

out sarcasticize

to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm.

one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of offending the receiver, at this point the receiver it may have offended delivers his or her own sarcasm back causing the deliverer to think they actually did offend the receiver. Really, the receiver was not offended at all but they have just now out sarcasticized this deliverer.

by Michelle Lefebvre January 27, 2008