Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone

Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami

by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019

MAYBACH SALAMI

MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT

ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL

by SNAKELOCOFLOSANGELES October 1, 2017

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith July 1, 2011

Speckled Salami

When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 7, 2019

salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.

Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.

by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022