smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene

im gonna rub my smegma all over you

by anonymous January 7, 2025

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Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

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Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves

Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!

by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025

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Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.

Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.

by SFJah October 18, 2025

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smegma ai

The powerful Smegma AI Generator employs advanced machine learning models trained on millions of Smegma images to produce high-quality, customized Smegma art.

Omg smegma ai made a wonderful art piece of Charlie Kirks smegma!
Ask smegma ai to rate your harvest!

by smegmaConsumer December 4, 2025

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