reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

Reservate

No longer want

I reserved these seats but now i reservate

by Shaymoosey July 27, 2019

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

reserved whorosity

When you are in your deep hoe era, but you are secretive and classy about it.

"Josh, are you texting your sneaky link?"
"No, but if I were, I wouldn't tell you. If I am gonna have high levels of whorosity, I gotta keep it on the low."
"Wow, Josh. You have reserved whorosity!"

by savemefromcs December 8, 2023

Reservation

When a woman "reservates" a man, by having oral contact at his crunch.
This forces the man psychological to be intrested in a relationship with the woman an he won't feel atracted by other women.

Girl1: "Yesterday I resevered this boy at the party, he immediately fell in love with me."
Girl2: "That's what I call a good reservation!"

by PhoetNr.1 April 17, 2017

Reserve outfit

An outfit(s) outside of the normal same 5 shirts you generally wear because you haven’t done your laundry.

Usually consisting of 5 different shirts and the same 2 pairs of jeans.

Could also mean an outfit for an occasion such as “fuck me jeans” for a date.

Clay: “Damn, Jess. must be going through some shit. I saw her sporting her reserve outfit.”

by Whitechocolatem December 26, 2017

B reserve

The reserved parking area for pick at b’s.

Yo meet me at the b reserve.

by Districk September 15, 2019