registeel

A pokemon, but more specifically, a conversation. To be started as "Would you care to learn which Pokemon I intend to use, then?"

Person 2 will respond with, "Sure!"

Person 1 will say, "I will be going with... my REGISTEEL."

Person 2 will say, "Your... Registeel?" This will continue for hours and hours. It never ends. Originates from a Youtube video of King Brandon and Ash in an episode of the Pokemon anime.

Person 1: Would you care to--

Person 2: NO MORE REGISTEEL. D:<

by SKAlamandar August 6, 2007

repost

Usually used on message boards. When something has already been previously posted and a n00b comes in and reposts it, thinking he is uber l337.

REPOST stupid n00b :rolleyes:

by John December 15, 2004

Ear Rapist

A person who tells you things which are a total waste of your time, or whines and complains at you. Forcing you to hear things you don't want to hear means they are virtually raping your ears with their words.

Tyrone will never be invited to another dinner party after he complained about every dish served at Sheila's. Then he told everyone about the time he met Sting. Now warnings have been issued about him being an ear rapist.

by MagickDio August 10, 2010

rapist

A person who uses force to assault another person, adult or child, male or female, in a sexual manner. Usually commited by males, but female rapists are not un-known and are often accesories for a male rapist.

Can also mean any destructive act on property or environment.

1. Men can be raped.
2. Settlers quickly raped the land for resources.

by Ki January 30, 2005

Paul the rapist

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.

Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

interrupting rapist

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006

Reisterstown All Star

A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.

Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012