AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020
Get the Abstract Releasemug. by MemeMaster64 October 5, 2018
Get the Rusty Releasemug. when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
Get the snatch and releasemug. When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.
My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.
by detIinv785 March 8, 2020
Get the Compassionate releasemug. A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
Get the Seasonal releasemug. I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
by Zonal K September 28, 2019
Get the Beef releasemug. 
Get the released a statementmug.