Rayson

an obese teenager with any of the following traits.

1. morbid obesity.
2. they think their gangster, but there incredibly pale and suburban.
3. they have a horrible lisp, and try to cover it up by talking like batman from THE DARK NIGHT.
4. they're scared of anybody who wears vans or a shirt with buttons.
5. They suck at life and aren't worth looking at.
6. are virgins for life.
7. very unintelligent, can't spell anything.

person 1: dude, that guy's lisp is so annoying, and he think's he can take us in a fight.
person 2: dude, i know, he's such a rayson.
person 1: word brah.

by god's human form on earth October 9, 2008

Everybody Loves Raymond

A show that G's watch while dreaming of spreading Ray Romano's asshole so wide that all of his internal organs fall out of it, and then doing questionable things with his organs.

Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.

by G-Unit4 February 17, 2009

raymond

A type of boy who is a complete slut and likes girls ranging from 13 to 30 in most cases. This type of guy is usually broke and a wannabe gold digger.

Damn dick see that foo tryin to get that girl drunk? He is such a raymond. He should just blaze it.

by Jazmin H October 23, 2007

Raymond

A person who loves to do little kids in the bathroom on high school.

''Hey Raymond did you fuck some kids in their ass again?''

by Rubberbroek October 7, 2007

Raymond

Very BIG DICK that crushes tons of pussy. He sexy with brown hair and eyes

Raymond So sexy but he likes this girl named Grace

by Maxster75 November 16, 2018

Raymond

Cpt. Cheesy Dick #dirtydick ass mother fucker. When a mf pulls his dick out and a chick won't suck it it's because it smells like feta cheese.

She wouldn't suck his dick because that shit was Raymond.

by Durtyon3 November 27, 2018

Raymond

When you are drunk and put a spring roll into your jeans pocket.

*R wakes up hungover and looks into pocket and finds a spring roll*

R: "What's this? Why do I have a spring roll in my pocket?"

S: "You must've done a Raymond!"

by sonjit August 17, 2011