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Saber Rattler 

When a man is spooning with his lady in an aroused state, and she lets loose a fart impersonation of a motorcycle which rattles his twig and berries so violently that he experiences an involuntary orgasm.
My baby pulled the old Saber rattler on me while we were watching Gleaming the Cube and I had to change my shorts.
Saber Rattler by Tacohead September 17, 2018

rattlesnake 

(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.
EXAMPLE:

' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
rattlesnake by Dinkum August 28, 2013

Timber Rattler 

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

Corn Baked Rattle Snake 

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.
1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

rattlesnake shake

The title of an old Fleetwood Mac song, redone by Aerosmith. It's pretty much about jacking off.
Dude, he's totally doin' the rattlesnake shake in there! Gross!
rattlesnake shake by bpierce2 November 7, 2006

Rattlecat 

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.
I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.
Rattlecat by Royce April 21, 2005