Meth Puppy

Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.

It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.

by CAR RAMROD September 1, 2013

Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003

puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.

Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike

by designs on you July 18, 2006

washin the puppy

while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.

we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.

by jonnie z October 29, 2003

puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

ass puppy

A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.

Joe is Steve's ass puppy

by Jack Holf December 29, 2005

sick puppy

(n) a mentally disturbed, insane, or attention-seaking person that does or says revolting, disgusting, or bizarre things.
OR
a person who says or does twisted or gross things (but is not necessarily insane)

The origin of this slang word is unknown, but it probably comes from the fact that puppies eat their own vomit and feces, especially when sick.

Wow, here Nathan goes talking about fecal matter and anal sex again. He's one sick puppy.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 November 24, 2005