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gay puberty

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.
Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"
by ruggerlad August 29, 2011
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Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.
The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.
by GadgetHog April 30, 2009
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pubed

Originating from Locks heath, hampshire. The word is used to describe someone of huge strength or muscular size.
Lee: Did you see wardy beat up keith last night?

dave: yea, he is well Pubed!
by Fizzle S June 24, 2008
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Pubes

Barbed wired little guys that lie dormant like a blanket on top of the pubic bone regime and stay in tact by bulbs and skin
The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.
by Roobeer March 3, 2021
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Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.
Has Joe started pubertizing yet?
by CEEGER August 24, 2006
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Pubert

Nick-name for a man who enjoys shaving his name into his pubes......
yo pubert hows them pubes lookin!!!!
by PUB3RT April 26, 2009
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puberty

Puberty is a thing...it's a thing which you can't let go of..It's sh-t for life. It happens between the ages of 10-18.
Go ahead and give this a thumbs down,cause it's all true and I spent 15 minutes making it. (Or if you are nice go gimme a *thumbs up* darling ;D)
Girls (including me DAMNIT!)
If we didn't had our boobs growing,we could have gone topless without a care in the world (lol?)
If we didn't had hair in our hoohaa,mating could have been easier.
If we didn't had facial hair, (Sometimes, only one hair below our chin for ages 40+) we could have looked much younger.
If we didn't had underarm hair,our sweat couldn't have been much stinkier.
If we didn't have such a dramatic mind,we could have been more funnier...and more cheerful.
Boys:
If they didn't have such a long and hard penis (and sperm of course),we couldn't have pregnancies and stuff,and blowjobs could be the only way.
If they didn't have hair everywhere,they could have been more sexier.
If they didn't have facial hair,kissing could have been much easier.
If they didn't have an emotional mind,they could have been more sweeter.
Girls start earlier than boys do...yep. Justin bieber's so lucky (and gay) that he didn't hit puberty.
by Light Dragon March 13, 2011
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