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Friendship prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.
by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004
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Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.
I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.
Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.
by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Prebe

(Pronounced Pree-b). A prebe is typically a pre-pubescent girl or boy (usually a girl), who is immature, loves the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, and may be emo. A prebe is annoying and pest-like. The typical age range of prebes is 12-14.
Hey, are those girls hot?
"No dude, they're prebes."
Oh, I hate prebe girls.
by ashtonktchrlvr546 June 17, 2010
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prayer noob

A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.
PKer A: Omg you prayer noob rofl
PKer B: riiiggghhhtttt....
by Gulable monk April 14, 2005
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Pree

To be spying or checking out someone
In most cases unwanted attention
Why you tryna pree me out

Stop pree me
by JCanGurl June 2, 2017
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thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020
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