poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr November 26, 2013

hand pressure

When someone pressure's you to do something

"Your hand pressure me for $20"

by Davidos May 04, 2006

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

peering pressure

The pressure or influence a partner of an internet peering agreement will place on another partner to adhere to its requests or demands or result in a dissolution of the peering agreement.

Comcast used peering pressure to force other ISPs to adapt to its anti-piracy policies as demanded by 'Big Media' conglomerates

by IC_Puzzle August 07, 2013

Pressure Fart

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart

i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead

by Max Donnanoodles March 05, 2016

Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.

by Hairybagel November 13, 2015

flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon February 29, 2012