Jerry-Priced

When something is extremely cheap or free.

Buy one get one free thats Jerry-Priced

by Jezzab May 8, 2013

sugar pieced

Losing to a girl in any event, challenge, or sport

Dude, you lost to your sister in rock paper scissors? You have been officially sugar pieced.

by Prince colas August 15, 2015

ryan preedy

the smartest fucking kid on this planet he is so fucking hot omg

ryan preedy is fucking hoot

by bjfojfnrfjdkfnfknfnffnmnfndfnf June 24, 2019

bonati procedures

Truly Minimally Invasive spine procedures, created by Dr. Alfred Bonati

I had the Bonati Procedures performed on my back

by MarceloE November 9, 2022

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

disney priced

Travel & Leisure industry's practice of extreme overcharging of guests for accommodations, restaurants, activities and souvenirs. A recent trend by the vacation industry to maximize profits while costs associated with managing large crowds. Pioneered by the house of mouse.

A: $14 for a large popcorn!?!

B: Dang, disney priced...

A: We canceled our vacation at that Florida theme hotel; I thought $600 per night was bad enough until the fees and taxes pushed it over a thou...
B: Sounds like disney pricing!

by Schmerdtz January 17, 2023

Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024