palinswipe

the act of slapping someone in the face with a wet fish while yelling "BAM!"

nigga sucka gone done palinswiped me just lyke homie Cleese did to brotha Palin in dat fish slapping dance sketch.

by SOLID HOMEBOY May 8, 2005

Palin

A annoying shreiking neo-con who doesnt care about anyone. Is not a reformer, also, total cocksucker, like her daughter

Fuck man, that bitch is such a fuckin PALIN!

by clintonisbetter October 20, 2008

Palin Truth Squad

An idiot organization run by idiots for idiots with the intent of deceiving even more gullible idiots.

The Palin Truth Squad says Obama called Sarah Palin a pig!

by Get_A_Brain September 9, 2008

Palin out

To quit a job you weren't initially qualified for to avoid an impending disaster.

Knowing he was not actually a matador, Raphael decided to Palin out rather than be gored by the bull.

by shaneblenk July 10, 2009

Palingerer

One who feigns or exaggerates symptoms of victimization for personal gain or to advance a crazy right wing agenda.

See actions and attitudes of Sarah Palin or any of her followers...

He will remain relevant as long as he keeps running to the court of public opinion to claim that he's treated unfairly, that it's the "man" always keeping him down, not his lack of skills. What a Palingerer.

She doesn't need to know anything vital, so long as she can keep people's pity focused on her delusional claim that she would have attained all of her goals if it weren't for everyone else tripping her up along the way--what a Palingerer.

by ZIRGAR November 23, 2009

Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.

Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.

by wankleton August 13, 2009

Palin

A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.

One palin, two palin, thr-oh GOD ITS HORRIBLE!

by Neptocracy October 21, 2008