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Hillary Possum 

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.
Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.
Hillary Possum by TWade August 25, 2005
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play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

armored possum 

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.
armored possum by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night
Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

Playing Possum 

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.
"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

awesome possum cherry blossom

Something that is really really awesome. A word to use when you don't just want to use awesome, but you don't want to use any other word.
"Dude, that pie was awesome possum cherry blossom!!"

Scrubbing out the possum hole 

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.
George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.