Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009

awsome possum

A word that pretty much means "awsome" except its adding a word that rhymes after it, in this case "possum". This word is generally used by people named Cora but people named Jetta tend to say that they came up with it

"Wow, that was awsome possum!"

by Kurlyfry October 21, 2008

Ossum Possum

an exclaimation of joy, sadness, anger, or any other feeling where you don't know how to express a feeling, so you yell this phrase. usually pronounced with a lisp, or other funny accent. (not mexican please)

...OSSUM POSSUM!!!

by Johnny Appl3s33d January 26, 2009

Possum Poke

Fingering a girl in the butt repeatedly until she turns around and you poke her in the eye with a poopy finger.

She was being a total bitch so I gave her the Possum Poke.

by For Mr. J. Wilson. August 4, 2006

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002