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greg lu position

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when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass
Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!
by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011
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yokalite position

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She got down in the yokalite position.
by MEGADIRK May 13, 2005
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position one

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Person who talks down to you
Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021
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Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
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Microwave Position

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One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.
Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"
by Dee Lila March 21, 2019
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Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
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juxt into position

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the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
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