Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

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Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

by StelioK March 13, 2025

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The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

by Dog go December 12, 2020

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a very nasty wet sounding fart that could lead to dooky stains

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You: you heard of posidon.https?

Them: yes the gay one?

You: yes the fag
Them: I heard there a trannie

by PoseidonCruggy October 6, 2021

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Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021

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