To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.
When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.
by shabbychef September 9, 2009
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somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.
by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006
Get the bud posuer mug.Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
by Phymon May 6, 2018
Get the Fred Poeser mug.1. A poser is most commonly defined as someone who acts in a manner inconsistent with their personality. One who tries to be something they are not.
2. One who accuses others of being poseurs, or more commonly "posers," in order to up their own social status, so that they themsleves will not be labeled as a poseur.
2. One who accuses others of being poseurs, or more commonly "posers," in order to up their own social status, so that they themsleves will not be labeled as a poseur.
I was walking through Borders the other day and I heard this Poseur talking about how he/she loves emo and listens to Miss. A. Lavigne all the time.
by three short dots May 12, 2003
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Get the posers mug.T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)
T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.
Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!
T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.
Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!
If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)
by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
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