Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

by atyson February 11, 2020

Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.

John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.

by Spider Viater December 15, 2011

Pony Keg

A half-size beer container that holds about 7.75 gallons (a quarter barrel, or 62 pints of beer.

There's only going to be six of us, so let's just get a pony keg.

by Lägermeister August 10, 2007

bony pony

A guy who isn’t thin or wiry but just plain bony but who’s great in bed or has an amazing endowment.

“What do you see in him?”
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”

When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Bone Pony

Another term for sex. Usually used when the female is riding for extended periods of time.

I heard that she rode the bone pony all the way to pound town last night!

by P-Nut89 July 9, 2011

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

white pony

Cocaine. Although the term is often used to describe a multitude of other illegal substances, it was originally used as a slang term for the stimulant-drug cocaine (a processed extract of leaves from the Erythroxylum Coca plant).

"Lets ride the white pony" <let's use cocaine>

"Can you ask your buddy if he's good for the white pony?" <would you ask your friend if he has any cocaine to sell?>

by x_suffocate_x July 26, 2005