poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009

Jef-Poke

When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.

Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke

by Scarabytes July 4, 2021

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

Yeovil Poke

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.

"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*

by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007

Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009