lady poker

another name for ones dick

i gotta go drain the lady poker

by tapernateva September 18, 2009

bride poker

The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs

'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'

'don't worry Rachel, it will come'

by mcmorgz February 21, 2014

post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.

EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

by lotto winner July 6, 2006

Baman and Piderman

Baman and Piderman are the failed versions of Batman and Spider-Man. Just watch the show.

Baman and Piderman are derpy.

by Derp Herpington October 31, 2013

Poker Tings

A certain device used that is skinny like a pencil or nail, and is used to push the weed in the blunt or splif, commonly used outside of school or in the school washrooms before bunning up a tings outside.

Pothead: Yo this is my lucky poker tings guy!!
Crackhead: Shawn can i use the poker ting?
Pothead: get your own poker tings!
Crackhead: RAWR!!?!?!?

by Tboii March 28, 2008

podex

The Latin word for asshole

You're a podex!

by Superblade June 22, 2014

strip poker

Regular poker with a twist: removal of clothing is involved when beaten.

You lost against Nancy, so you take your shirt off.

by Kaylee December 20, 2004