plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.

That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.

by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011

plummet

when a person jumps from a height of minimum 2 stories

Levi told Jeff to plummet when he broke the overhead in chem. class.

by the Chemistry kid May 6, 2004

Joe The Plumber

Ordinary person who works hard, hard worker, tradesman, craftsman, down-to-earth person, worker

Paraphrased from a quote in a New York Times story about business travel in the late 1980s--

"now business executives travel in economy class with Joe the plumber using his frequent flier miles"

NOTE: If anyone has any questions about this entry, please let me know.

by Joel Bader January 12, 2008