petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

pattern is full

Used in similar effect to, "So many things to do, so little time." Specifically, it is used with referennce to hotties.

This term was taken from the movie Topgun.

"Wanna get a few drinks at the bar first?"
"Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."

by Raney October 21, 2004

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

Pattern of Generosity

When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)

"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"

by The Jordyn July 9, 2009

Pieterjan

Pieterjan is a big manbear. Huge, loads of facial hair and wears clothes that resembles bearskin. He is definitely not a little faggot.

Look at that manly Pieterjan!

by ThatOtherOtherGuy February 13, 2014

pinterest girl core

Gen Zs are the embodiment of pinterest girl core. Their daily routine is to browse on Pinterest and collect pins for their aesthetic. They have playlists with quirky titles (but actually contains the same tiktok "indie" songs) playing in the background for self-care. They are mentally deranged and are obsessed with badly edited facebook memes. They like to text in low caps with "xx" or "<3" depending on their mood. They like their pictures heavily filtered and post them on Instagram.

Pinterest girl core checklist : heart shaped cookie dough, tanned skinny white girls, auras, vine walls, crystals, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, "you are hot", whisper the app

"What title do you prefer? 'Main character energy' or 'dancing with ur soulmate in the kitchen to old love songs', it's for my spotify playlist"
"For fucks sake you are into pinterest girl core as well?"

by fionaappleinkatebush June 11, 2022

Horry Petter

Bootleg Harry Potter.

I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!

by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003