piddlee

having to take a poo and a pee at the same time.

"Guys, i have to piddlee. Like, right now."

by PIDDLEER. November 21, 2009

PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss

Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!

by MrNathanman November 3, 2009

piddlekrumper

noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid

verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid

guy 1: where did john go last night?
guy 2: He left with sarah.
guy 1: wow what a piddlekrumper

by orangesurprise December 3, 2011

piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse

Oh Piddle popper that hurt

by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016

piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

Piddle podding

When a female dominates a male in the art of hand to hand combat.

That lady is really piddle podding that dude!

by Newyorkyankee17 August 13, 2017

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017