Period

1) a way to know your not pregnant

2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week

Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”

Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”

by XXXTENATCION July 1, 2018

Period

Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows

Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.

Welcome to your period

Girl: hey I'm on my period
Other girl: me too..
Girl: cycle sisters

by Turtle tea July 6, 2018

Period

When you are honorably discharged from the uterine navy. It happens more ofter than you think.

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: THERE IS A WHOLE IN MY SOCK!! *cries*
Friend: Period?

Me: Period.

(P.S. Maybe period can be our always.)

by Booty_observer January 12, 2015

Period

stuff that ruins ur life some people cant wait to get it... wait u''l hate it later

girl 1- hey im happy
girl2- why??
girl1- i got muh period!!!
girl2- wow... ur gunna hate later
girl1- ahhhhhh

by D-ANA March 5, 2009

Period

Mr. T's middle name

"First name, Mr. Middle name, period. Last name, T."

by gdihtdriurtd March 4, 2009

Period

Hell

Man 1: Man my girlfriend just broke a frame, cried about it, hit me when i laughed, chased me outside, locked me out, threw my stuff (half of it broken) out the window, cussed me....
Man 2: sooooo.... she's on her period?
Man 1: Ya....

by Commander Scoob May 29, 2010

Periods

Time of the month in which all woman over the age of 12 (depends) become .....

----> EVIL <----

"Dude lets hang at ur house... "

"FUCK NO! not now man... my wife is having her...*whispers* periods..."

"OH SHIT! dang scratch that man... im goin to the bar!! This is why im single!"

by Blu blu bla bla June 2, 2008