Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

pelican pick

When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.

Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?

by Dickdick84 March 7, 2015

Pelican Energy

What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.

Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.

by Down To View October 23, 2022

Extra Pelican

A blow job so deep the testicles are inhaled and the tongue licks the booty hole.

Bro 1: This girl gave such ridiculous head!
Bro 2: Like deep throat?!
Bro 1: Even better. She gave me an extra pelican.

by anonymous September 12, 2022

pelican belly

When during intercourse you take the bra of a female and place one leg through a arm strap then wrap it around her neck no less two times then stick the other leg through the other arm strap and agressivley resume intercourse

Last night i almost killed sally with the outlawed pelican belly technique

by Dutch 007 January 15, 2018

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022