butthole paper

a thin layer over your butthole that is made out of paper.

you are made out of butthole paper

by germanshephard2222 May 4, 2020

Scratch Paper Weird

Something that is very very weird

That's scratch paper weird...

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

ITNA KUTIYA PAPER

the exact words uttered by a person who'll score 99.0557615 percentile in the exam, so maybe be you want to classify it as a "not reliable source".

STEMlord:ITNI CHATAK RAHI HAI NA MERI, ITNA KUTIYA PAPER, Matlab 20% physical, 35% Organic, And chutiyo sari, Itni inorganic.
pasi: ok

by fivejix March 8, 2021

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

Striking paper

Toilet tissue

He had diarrhea so bad that it took two rolls of striking paper to clean up.

by Stephan Foxx January 8, 2018

cancer paper

Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.

Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"

by daholymap November 2, 2015

paper tiger

a literal English translation of the Chinese phrase zhǐ lǎohǔ (simplified Chinese: 纸老虎; traditional Chinese: 紙老虎), meaning something that seems as threatening as a tiger, but is really harmless.

"All reactionaries are paper tigers." - Mao Zedong

by fettfan91 April 27, 2010