The inability to remember anything due to the pandemic-induced anxiety and disruption of daily routine
Due to pandamnesia or pandemnesia, I forgot to fill in the blank Ex. register my car, pay my electric bill, feed my cat, complete my work assignments, file my taxes...
by pixeluscious July 29, 2020
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“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”
by Improvlagirl May 15, 2020
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"I told you not to cut that tree down on that side, pandamnit. We have no insurance and you destroyed the house!!!"
by Sally Mae TX May 22, 2020
Get the pandamnit mug.When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020
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*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020
Get the pandemic sex mug.That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special
by rock17 September 30, 2020
Get the Pandemic Special mug.Origin: A portmanteau of the adjective pandemic and the noun quarantine.
Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.
Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.
Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.
Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.
I developed a schoolboy crush on Isabelle during the pandemantine of 2020 because she kept pestering me with innuendo when there was no one else to sustain my sanity.
by firescue17 November 8, 2020
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