Pain Train

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.

Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm

by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019

rim pain

Severe pain of the sphincter due to excessive and or improperly executed rim job.

After having my girlfriends tounge ring lodged in my anus, the next day I had profuse rim pain.

by Pube Norrington and A.C. Slater April 20, 2006

Pain Series

All the horrors of the world, compressed into seven JPEGs. Never meant to be viewed by mortal eyes.

You threw up when you saw Goatse? Just wait until you see the Pain Series!

by Freddy December 1, 2003

Painful Boner

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

Pain in The Ass

My nephew
Someone who annoys the shit out of you for no reason

My nephew is a pain in the ass

by Ally Shaw June 23, 2016

a pain in the neck

Someone very annoying

Your boyfriend is a pain in the neck

by diprob88 December 12, 2017

Purple Pain

The soul wrenching regret over the loss of Prince. Coming and going in waves. You appreciate his art and you will have more severe Purple Pain if you failed to see him live.

That poor lady saw me ugly cry because of this Purple Pain.

Purple Pain actually makes me want to creat art though so maybe Prince was a wave and waves don't die...

by Ryan Kanabec May 28, 2016