Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.

Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!

by Keeno69 November 1, 2022

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

Pasty

1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.

2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.

1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!

2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!

by LazyBoy January 15, 2005

paisty

The white excrement that is produced via the testies. It is then ejaculated via the schnitzel e.g. the peni.

Dayum, dat bitch jus' gone made me paisty.

by paistyforevs May 31, 2014

nasty pasty

a mean person, who possibly wears Dierdre glasses

"get away from me you nasty pasty, you should have gone to spec savers"

by [Higglenobblegog] November 29, 2003

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

pasty

an extremely favourable word to describe and sort of vagina. coming from the pastry treat which resemles the cunt.

even if ur rough as fuck i still think you are lush Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pure classy i'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pasty

by flagginole May 14, 2009