Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.

1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023

oxygen

element with the symbol O and the atomic number 8.

"Oxygen flames! Don't touch!"

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Oxygen

Vital element necessary to the survival of the Human species.

BTS is my oxygen.

by Lapiou January 4, 2019

Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.

Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.

by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021

Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022

Oxygen

A highly Adictive chemical found in the Earths atmosphere. Excessive use of the drug can lead to death within 70 years. Budimir Sobat is currently holding the world record for the longest time spent without the drug, with an astonishing 24 minutes without inhaling it.

My grandpa died due to Oxygen overdose .

by TVdinner_ May 11, 2022