Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 17, 2008

Ostrich

To pick someone up, flip them upside-down, and plant them in the ground head first.

Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"

by ScottertheOtter November 8, 2013

Ostrich eggy

When someone is exceptionally eggy, it constitutes a higher level of eggyness. Like that of an ostrich sized egg.

1: "My gf's pretty mad at me".
2:"She eggy bro?".
1:"Nah, ostrich eggy".
2:"Holy moly".

by Whitwoo May 21, 2017

Ostriching

The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.

Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.

by minglemingy June 13, 2018

Ostrich

Ostrich is an amazing wonderful person that everyone would die to be friends with. An Ostrich is described as being wonderful ,amazing,funny and is extremely fast.

Ostrich Isn't The Normal One

by Broke.Boi.WW November 22, 2021

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008