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onion ass

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
by PersianDeity March 6, 2008
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Dutch Onion

n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning
Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .
by classiest January 24, 2011
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Green Onions

A funky 60's instrumental piece of music by "Booker T and the MG's"
Dude I've heard that before, who is it?

"Green Onions" by some old skool dudes called Booker T and the MG's, found it in the oldies vinyl collection !!
by Ginnus July 26, 2009
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Onion News

A news show that is funny, yet untruthful. A parody of an actual newscast. All news is fake, just based on popular culture. (pop-culture)
I saw an episode of Onion News yesterday on the computer. I laughed at what news they put up, for a second i thought that it was real.

That episode of Onion News was the best one yet, it had me SCREAMING!
by tha Cod God January 5, 2010
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peeling layers of the onion

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.
"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"
by themagichat October 8, 2007
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onion head

Military term for a newbie or green troop. Refers to the pitiful cue ballish hair cut that new recruits get during basic training.
Get ready. We’re supposed to get in 6 new onion heads this week.
by Trav September 27, 2004
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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013
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