up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021

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On the up and up

Continuous improvement or success.

His career is definitely on the up and up.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

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Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

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On the up and up

honest or legal.

Investigators wanted to ensure that everything we did was on the up and up.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

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"Hey are you ok?"
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by 😒-Bitch November 16, 2023

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