Pack Smack

When walking up the stairs at school and the person in front of you has a huge backpack and it smacks you in the face. Another way you can endure pack smack is when someone turns suddenly in the hallway, their backpack hits you, thus pushing you over.

Joni just pack smacked me right into those lockers.

Man, That Josh kid totally pack smacked me in the face today.

by plasticbeach November 03, 2010

spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas

“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”

by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019

patty-smack

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.

That bitch loves the patty-smack.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

Hoagie smack

To whip your penis out, and smack someone directly in the face violently. (nonstop)

Alex hoagie smacked jolin in the face when she was sleeping.

by big dick 4 life May 02, 2009

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006

ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

Patty Smacking

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.

Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.

by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008