The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks

Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.

by ttc January 15, 2014

Bright Side

A YouTube channel which posts clickbait videos to gain views only for the viewer to end up watching their ill informed videos consisting of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.

Bright Side is a YouTube channel which portrays questionable claims.

by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

Brightness

Hottest person ever

Do u know Brightness she’s so hot zavia likes her

by Cheeseche April 17, 2021

bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.

Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...

by Talatat March 20, 2011

Simmy Bright

Simmy well she's amazing, she as a heart of gold if you are ever down or sad she is always there to put a smile on your face, she is so amazingly beautiful and gorgeous she may deny it at times but she is she doesn't need makeup to make her look pretty she already looks it hehe, she has amazing eyes that you can get lost in their gorgeous their like glistening stars in the sky but in her eyes. She may say love you a lot but its because she cares and that makes me so happy knowing that there is someone there to talk sto I love her so much and I want her to know that. Simmy may of had the worst past but I hope I can give her the best futer I want to build her dream home with her dream veiw I want to give her the best life she can have to make up for the bad past she may of had simmy is the live of my life and I hope we can live together and be together for the rest of our lives. We may have our ups we may have our downs but I hope we will always find a way to carry on loving each other and caring for each other. She will always have a place in my heart thi biggest place in my heart she is my rock my jem my Everything forever and always, I love you simmone Jessica Bright xxxxxxxx

Simmy Bright is my forever.

by Amelia Jane Campbell smith September 1, 2019