The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks

Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.

by ttc January 15, 2014

bright drop

When you get high and eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. The resulting bowel movement is considered a bright drop. Same context if a pet or loved one does the same.

My cat ate the tinsel off the Christmas tree and I have to clean the bright drops from the litter box.

by Bright dropper February 21, 2024

brighting

Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person

David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked

by jacque69 December 16, 2021

feelin bright

Means you are in the greatest mindset possible/ Drunk

Just went through a bottle of red stag i’m feelin Bright

“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.

by Nilloc Htiffirg June 19, 2022

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Rocket bright

Used by people who are insecure about their own intellect and therefore they describe anyone who can string a sentence together as “rocket bright” letting everyone know that they are bright enough to know that this is a smart person.

Rebecca - please stop using this term, you sound idiotic and it makes no sense.

“Tilly is rocket bright and exactly the kind of rock star we’re looking for. “

by corporatespeakterrorist October 13, 2022